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Ayu and Ming air their grievances like the sensible adults they are
[Photo Challenge]
(taken in poor light and before I found the tripod, so many images suck)
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Apocryphal
Mimicry
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Ming: OH!
I'm Ayumi, dude! I
have scruffy hair, absolutely NO tits, wear boy clothes and had my
fashion sense surgically removed cause no-one'd wear anything so ugly with
it intact! I'm a drunken sot and the only boys I like are bartenders!
Dude!
Ayu: Look
at me, I'm Ming! I
have a head so full of candy floss it's oozing out of my hair
follicles! Only, like, I don't know long words like follicle *giggle* I
like pink, glitter, flowers and boys, but they don't like me casue I'm
such an airhead!
....
Ayu: *sob*
You're so mean!
Ming: I
hate you! *wails*
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