Ayu: So let me get this straight. In the pub last night, you were sobbing into your girlie archers and lemonade about how you didn't have a Valentine this year...

 

Ayu: Then a fat guy in an oversize nappy and a greying quiff sold you this bow and this arrow, guaranteeing you that after shooting some poor sod with them, they'd fall instantly in love with the next person they saw. *pause for breath* Now you want me to shoot Pip with the thing so he'll drop Ekco and fall head over heels for you.

 

Ming: *beams* Exactly!

 

Ayu: Hm. Quite aside from the moral dillema involved here, what the HELL have you got me dressed up in? I look like... like.. like YOU!
Ming: Shush! You look cute! Just like Cupid should. Now let me get in position, then let her rip.

 

Ayu: *sigh* Fine, let's just get this over with before someone sees me.

 



*Zooosh!*



*Boink!*
Pip: Ow.

 

Pip: What the hell?

 

Pip: Ming, do you know...?
Ming: *pouts and preens*
Pip: What are you doing?

 

Ming: You're not feeling a sudden rush of love and adoration for me, coupled with the desire to take all your clothes off and dance naked?

 

Pip: Um. Not really, no.
Ming: Damn.

 

Ming: *mutters* Stupid bloody damn overweight cherub paid good money for that stupid thing...



Ayu: Oh well. Must've been a dud!