Ekco: Piiiiip?
Pip: Um-hm? What's up?


Ekco: Si's sending me PVC clothing. Should I be worried?


Pip: I don't know... It's not got a note that goes something like "Happy anniversary, enjoy!" accompanying it, has it?


Ekco: Nope. Not a thing. Just says it's from Si.
Pip: Then I have no idea. Possibly.


Ekco: Oh well, I suppose it make sense.
Pip: Hm?
Ekco: Well everyone knows that according to the laws of the universe and teenage fangirls who don't get out enough in particular, you and Py are obviously totally gay for eachother, thus it's only fair for your wives to be engaged in hot femslash too...


Pip: *choking noises* How does that work exactly?
Ekco: Oh come on, two fairly hot young males who admit to being "best friends" must be gagging to get in eachothers pants. Cause good looking guys are incapable of being just really good friends. And then to consol eachother after the heartbreaking revelation scene, the jilted wives seek comfort in eachother and engage in sizzling lesbian action. Duuh, where have you been lover?


Pip: I'm beginning to wonder where you've been....


Ayu: *pops in* Sounds like fanfiction.net to me....
Pip: Ek, you're banned from the internet. It's obviously not good for you.
Ekco: *pouts* Ruin my fun...

Later on ...


Pip: *sob* She's gone... gone... over to the dark side... *sniffle*


Ekco: Oh come on Pip, what's wrong with you? Most guy's would be drooling.
Pip: *sniff*


Siren: I dunno, maybe we're just not hot enough...
Ekco: With these boobs? Oh, I think we're hot enough...


Ekco: *sigh* He's no fun to wind up anymore, it's just TOO easy.

(Siren is not mine. She belongs to Rini and is from the same RPG as Pip and Ekco. Her doll form just happened to be here for some work)