(taken in poor light and before I found the tripod, so many images suck)

Ayu: Eheheeee! Love mee, for I am Numero Uno in this house!



Ming: A-hem. Just what do you think you're doing?
Ayu: *sings* I'm nuuumber oooooone!
Ming: I don't think so. You only turned up in september, I've been here since july. No way you're number one.



Ming: So I'll be taking that sign, thanks.
Ayu: Nooo! My sign! Anyway, I was ordered before you. So HAH! *sings* number one, number one, nuuuumber oooooooone!
Ming: That's it! Gimme that sign! *lunges*



Ayu: aack, gak, heeeeelp, she's throttling me!
Ming: Just give me the damn sign! Ahh! Stop pulling my hair!
Ayu: *makes choking noises while beating Ming over the head with her sign*
Ming: OOOW!

Eventually....



Ming: Hah, who's number one now? How'd you like that one, huh?
Ayu: *groans* But Iiii'm number one....
Ming: Shuddup. She hasn't even finished paying the credit card bill on you.
Ayu: Ouch. Touché.