Ming: *gasp" Doth mine eyes decieve me?



Ming: BOX! It's a box!
Ming, your powers of observation never fail to astound me...



Ming: *strokes* Boooooooox... Can we open it? Pleeeeeease?
Not right now, I'm not very well. I'm going back to bed.
Ming: *pouts*
Maybe later. Just wait.
Ming: Ok.



Ming: *twiddles thumbs* hmhmhmmmm...
Oh screw waiting.



Ming: Ahahahaahaaaa!



Ming: *does Psycho music impression*



Ming: Have this open in a flash, with my trusty pocket knife... hm, maybe not pocket knife, it's half my height... Whatever.



Ming: *gasp* BUBBLEWRAP! OMG bubblewrapbubblewrapbubblewrapbubblewrapbubblewrap! *squees*



Ming: bubblewraaaaap... I'm so happy, this is what I always wanted...
*gets up again* Um, Ming, didn't I tell you to wait to open him?
Ming: Him?



Ming: *gasp* It's a boy! Is he free gift with the awesome bubblewrap?
-_- You were one of those kids who got more of a kick out of the wrapping than the toy inside, weren't you?
Ming: Yup. I'm gonna help him out.



Ming: Eee! He's got glasses! Can I steal his glasses? Can I? You know how I feel aobut glasses.
You'll have to ask him.

Some time later, once the debris of opening has been cleared up...



Ming: Heeeeeelloooooo
?: Erm. Hi?
Ming: *stares*
?: Erm.... can you back off a little?
Ming: *inches back a fraction of a millimeter*
?: .....



Ming: And then she'll RIP out your eyes and take a biiig pointy knife to them and... *babbles on about eye surgery*
?: Oh my god, what have I got myself into...