Ayu: STOP! This is a pickett line, and you can't cross a picket line.
Um... ok. Why are you picketting my room?
Ayu: We are picketting this room in protest, protest I say, of the state of affairs in here.
Who's we?



Ming: We are the SANMF. Ayu, did you get your sign done?



Ming: That's going a bit far isn't it?
Ayu: Why? Our ultimate objective is complete and utter nakedness, right, so why beat about the proverbial bush?
Ming: Well, yeah, but still... I say we need to ease our campaign in slowly..
Ayu: No, no, nooo! Bring it on fast and furious. Easing in will just give her time to work on a defense.
What exactly is going on here? Why are you so against clothing, and what's SANMF?



Ming: The Society for the Appreciation of the Natural Male Form.
And what does that entail?
Ayu: Well, mostly we just sneak onto your laptop at night and look at po- I mean artistic male nudity.
Ming: *out of corner of mouth* Thanks a lot you, now she's going to go changing the password on us.
Right. So you are not, in fact, against clothing in general, just on males?
Ayu: Yup.
So what DOES this have to do with picketing my bedroom?



Ming: Why does HE have clothes? That's what we want to know!
Ayu: Exactly. And he has spares. A whole change of clothes!
Ming: We of the SANMF demand an explanation.
*stares* Um. Because it's cold, clothes are nice and if I had a permanently nude male doll in my room I'm pretty sure that'd start raising some questions from other family members.



Ayu: Well that's not a very good explanation. We demand more male nudity.
Ming: And we're not budging on this subject.
Ayu: Too right. If our demands are not met, your bedroom will be picketted indefinately and you won't be able to come in.
Ming: HAH! How'd you like that one, huh?
.... You do know I can step right over your pickett, don't you?



Ming: Um..
Ayu: I think that when we planned this campaign we forgot one very important matter.
Ming: What?
Ayu: Scale.
Ming: Damn.