Ayu: Bloody hell, it actually is you.


Aiken: Nice to see you too Oomi.


Ming: *squees quietly* OMGMINE.
Ekco: Let him get in the door before you try molesting him, ok?


Aiken: Here Oomi, help me in with this chick.


Ayu: Aiken. What is that? Is it a groupie? Cause I'm pretty sure I mentioned something about groupies, how many you were allowed and what would happen if you went over that limit.
Aiken: You never said I was allowed a certain number! You said if I brought any you'd be telling mum about bleeding Stockholm!
Ayu: Yes. Exactly. The number allowed was equal to zero. So why do you have one on your arm there? Or do you want mum to know all about your most excessive display of debauchery to date?


Aiken: You don't know her then?


Ayu: Why would I?
Aiken: She was flaked out in your front garden. I figured she was fallout from some party, so I was gonna bring her in for some coffee and an asprin.


Ekco: Do you two always greet eachother in argument? This girl really doesn't look well. You should bring her in.


Aiken: Helloo. *whispers to Ayu* Oomi, Sis, you must introduce me to your housemates.
Ayu: Forget it, she's married.
Aiken: *pouts*


Ekco: Ming, be useful for once and go get me a cloth and some cold water.
Ming: *pout* I'm sure I'd be more useful in here.
Ekco: You can eye Aiken up later.
Ming: Oh fine.


Pip: *wanders in* What's going on?


Aiken: *opens mouth*
Ayu: He's married too.
Aiken: They're a set?
Ayu: Yup.
Aiken: This could be a very good or a very bad thing...
Ayu: Forget it. No-one here wants to be your next plaything... Except maybe Ming, but you just don't want to go there.


Pip: Uh, right. Who are these people?
Ayu: *sigh* Pip, Aiken. Aiken, Pip. Aiken is my foster brother who's coming to stay for a while.
Aiken: Yo.


Pip: And the girl unconcious on the sofa?


Ayu: *shrugs* Not a clue.