Ming: Ahh,
4am. Eeexcellent. Time for some SANMF* action.
Ming: Operation
No-Pants
commences! Watch as the stealthy beauty creeps expertly into the area.
Ming: Notice
as the graceful creature merges flawlessy with her
environment...
Ming: She
creeps towards her prey, ever silent. The prey is totally
unaware of her presence...
Ming:
Patiently and soundlessly, she waits for the opportune
moment to st--
Ming: WHAT
IN SWEET BLUE HELL IS THAT?! AYUUUUUUU!
Ming: *shakes
Ayu* Ayuuuuuu! AyuAyuAyuAyuAyuuuuu! There's a GIRL in
Pip's bed! With him!
Ayu:
Stfglgetoutofmyfacemsleepin....
Ming: AY-OO
this is important! Get UP. *prods her viciously*
Ayu: Argh!
Shut up you clown footed candy floss head, I'm awake.
Ming: But
AY-OO. There's a strange woman here! Totally hogging our
subject of natural male form adoration!
Ayu: Pfner?
Please speak in shorter sentances. Lack of sleep deeply
affects my ability to cope with complex principles and bimbos.
Ming: Loook,
you have to come see. There's a girl in bed with Pip.
Ayu: Right
right, fine. Of course. You're seeing imaginary women in
people's beds, but I'll believe anything if it means I can go back to
bed as quickly as possible...
?: Wow,
it's
impossible to sleep around here. What's all the noise
about?
Ming: Aaaaaah! That's it! Her!
Ayu: Hm. Not
so imaginary then. Ok, First question; Are you a figment
of
my sleep deprived imagination?
?: Uh, I
don't think so.
Ayu: Glad
to
hear it. Second question, and a few others; who are you,
where'd you come from, how did you get in
here and most importantly; how the hell did you get in bed with Pip?!
We've been trying for months to no avail.
Ek: I'm
Ekco,
I came on a plane from france as I was off visitng some
family, and I reckon marrying him probably helped a teensy bit.
Ayu: Did
he
ever mention being married?
Ming: um..
maybe. I think it was when you turned up, but I thought he
was just saying that to increase the sexual tension in the area or make
us work harder for him or something...
Ek:
*laughs*
If he ever mentioned being married it was probably in
defence! He gets all shy and "don't look at me, i'm not here and
certainly not male" if women
try to make a pass at him.
Ayu: How in
hell did you manage to marry him then? Get him drunk, give
him a tap on the head and when he woke up he was in a tux in front of
an altar?
Ek: No, but
I'll keep that tactic in mind if I ever need to coerce him
into doing something again.
Pip: Why is
everyone up? I thought it took a crowbar to get Ayu out of
bed between 1am and midday...
Ayu: We were
just discussing your female friend here. Nice of
you to introduce us.
Pip: She
only
just got here a few hours ago. I didn't want to wake
everyone up...
Ming: *stare*
Ek: It's ok,
we'll go back to bed. You're making candy-floss girl
dribble on the carpet.
Ming: *drool*
Ming:
*wipes
mouth* What did she call me?
Ayu: Candy-floss girl. See,
everyone thinks your
stupid hair looks like
it should cause tooth decay.
Ming: *growls*
* SANMF- The Society for the Appreciation of the Natural Male Form.
